olmex [ohl-meks] v. to belittle (or rip) something or someone because you’re jealous – olmexing, olmexesolmexed, olmexer

It’s kinda like hating on someone or something.  Pretend your friends start a web sight that becomes successful.  You get jealous because you never thought about doing it, and you start saying negative things about the sight and even your friends.  You would be olmexing.

Calar (Khalar)

calar [kuhlahr] v. 1. to attempt to play something off.  2. to act differently from your thoughts.  3. to act falsely to get attention – calarring, calarscalarred

An example of calar would be:  Let’s say you go to your friend’s restaurant.  You know that you’ll be covered for the meal since your friend owns it, but when you’re done eating, you make a half-ass attempt to pay for your share of the meal.  You would be calarring.  Other spellings include khalar or cahlar.


jube (def. 1) [joob, jyoob] n. /adj. word used to identify objects, ideas, people, etc. with the jube mentality. – see Jube Philos.

*Before you go off and start boosting about this definition, let me shut you up real quick.  What do you call “jube trip,” “jube house,” “jube van,” etc.?

There’s another definition that you’re probably more familiar with.

jube (def. 2) [joob, jyoob] v. 1. to be in an idle state, as in doing nothing.  2. to waste time in an unproductive manner.  3. to make a mistake, as in breaking something.  4. to procrastinate.  5. to not function properly or at all – jubing, jubes, jubed, jubie (jubie loo) – see Jube Philos.

juber [joo-ber, jyoo-ber]  n. 1. someone who exudes the qualities of the word jube.  2. someone who identifies with the word jube and jube mentality – jubers

**Jube is the most frequently used word, but it also could be the most misunderstood word, as well.  You’ll see the word, jube used a lot in various ways.  See the Jube Philos post to get a better understanding.